Pat Robertson seems to have hit the nail on the head.

What I would like to know is how he was informed about this deal with Satan... perhaps they correspond?

Don't Get Off Your Ass And Help Haiti

Do your good deed for the day (or your first good deed ever) and donate $10 to help the earthquake victims in Haiti without even getting off your lazy ass. Just text the word "Haiti" to the number 90999 and the $10 will be billed to your phone bill, courtesy of mgive.com. $2 mill has already been raised.

Get Your Daily Dose of Institutionalized Racism!

It's Census time again and, while the Census Bureau decided to update its data collection to include information on gay and lesbian couples, it also decided to include super-racist and totally defunct terms, namely "Negro."

Census spokesman says term was meant to be inclusive.

Terms also considered: broad, fag, gimp and chink

Mark Twain hangs out with the wrong crowd....

Just another meaty Monday.

Yes, it is the dreaded Monday and I'm sure the few of you out there who actually have jobs are quite bored already. Here's just a few things to pass the time.

Tomorrow, Inglorious Basterds (as well as The Hangover) arrives on DVD, just in time for the holidays. If you still buy DVD's and don't steal them off the pirate bay or various other torrent sites like everyone else out there, go buy Tarantino's Basterds immediately. Personally I think it's one of the best films of 2009, full of angry Nazis, extreme bloodshed and a mustachioed Brad Pitt... how can you go wrong?

Here's a little Hilter humor to get in the spirit of things:

Bafflingly hilarious.

Not quite sure if that is the abominable snowman or Hitler on Halloween.

 I tried to figure out how this makes sense at all and just gave up. I have a pretty good idea who is pushing this message...

 

Cats that look like Hitler

Heil ham!