Pat Robertson seems to have hit the nail on the head.

What I would like to know is how he was informed about this deal with Satan... perhaps they correspond?

Don't Get Off Your Ass And Help Haiti

Do your good deed for the day (or your first good deed ever) and donate $10 to help the earthquake victims in Haiti without even getting off your lazy ass. Just text the word "Haiti" to the number 90999 and the $10 will be billed to your phone bill, courtesy of mgive.com. $2 mill has already been raised.

Get Your Daily Dose of Institutionalized Racism!

It's Census time again and, while the Census Bureau decided to update its data collection to include information on gay and lesbian couples, it also decided to include super-racist and totally defunct terms, namely "Negro."

Census spokesman says term was meant to be inclusive.

Terms also considered: broad, fag, gimp and chink